“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”
- Bill Vaughan

(Yes, I know I don’t post a quote every day.)

Putt’s Law

“Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.”

(Thanks to Signal vs. Noise for the reference.)

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
  - Oscar Wilde